Friday, June 23, 2006

raising the stakes of your shell game

ok, just one more do you have pvc periscopes sticking out of your lawn? maybe you’d like to conceal a tiny missile silo or enrichment facility. you probably hadn’t thought of that but now is a good time and you should really get going on it. these also fit great for covering giant tortoises, stubborn belly fat and ugly smaller rocks. you see, the trouble with real rocks is they’re so solid.

$45-$300 from skymall
(you could even hide out and watch tv under the extra large one!)

2 comments:

T.R. said...

You know those ugly porch frogs that croak when you walk past(depending on whether you've replaced the AA's in the last week or so) and cover your house keys? I bet a rock would hide those.

The Mediocre Gatsby said...

I'm your number-one fan eped!