Friday, August 18, 2006


I hope never to have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground.

They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: “I am a fake mountain.”

I hope I never do anything to bring shame on myself, my family, or my other family.

deep thoughts, Jack Handey
(crayon volcano, that's mine)

1 comment:

jo said...

I'm pretty sure some geologist would have something to say about all of those inclusions on your volcano... just kidding.