full service crossing guard

OUR CROSSING GUARD SHACK SERVICES
cafeteria upstairs
we can be a friend to U try us
spill your guts--we listen
don't like a kid--tell us about it
are you being bullied? we beat up bullies
we have shelter from the storm
qualified backpack+carryall technicians
we have training on boogie boards
advice on the summer coming up
we listen to all problems and concerns
free financial advice on allowances
first aid for cuts and bruises
we have kleenex for running noses
we fix bikes+chains
bowling alley+pool downstairs
NO CHARGE
if you have master card
TRY TO PASS CROSSING THE STREET EXAMINATION