fish without faces

when ninety or so bats are squeaking under my eaves, that’s a colony . and when they fly out they are called a cloud . and when I was taking...

sphinx moth hornworm caterpillar discovered hiding under the green beans. I don't know anything about bugs, worms but I think this one ...

we’re currently being overrun with squash and tomatoes. you can split hairs about whether it’s an invasion or an occupation if you like but ...

photos taken last week at the Sanpete county fair in Manti, UT. the prize rabbits, frillback pigeons and clydesdale roosters were caged and ...

INTERVIEWER: Tell me about school. PATIENT: School? Well there are schools of play and schools of fish, mostly you see fish school, people...

I hope never to have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground. They say the moun...

fake fish for fancy fish watch out! (no big deal really)

and finally after all these wonders a note folded between stones and left specifically, reveals only as much as the tall late afternoon clou...

this is where all of the field research gets broken down into quantifiable data and tabulated into an easily referenced chart. something to ...

just so we don’t get a partisan view, J. Robert Alley includes some other perspectives. so there are also drawings here that are not done by...

your firearms are useless against them p.233 2 hunters (foreshortened from above) approach the scene of a pack of tribbles assembling round...

ok, I get it. typically , people are to bigfoot as black bears are to grizzlies. p. 168 and we are poor, helpless, hairless creatures indeed...

little bigfoot p. 83 barrel-chested and caught midstep, emerging from the tangled brush. I think some of it is even made up of rubber stamps...

there aren’t any studies out there comparing dolphin and bigfoot intelligence. but one thing’s for sure; dolphins can get away with this kin...

this should totally be a Hardy Boys book cover. p.219 we could all see it coming. now bigfoot returns to that white sedan; championing wome...

"the many recurring themes such as transformation, capturing the drowned, and stealing and/or cannibalizing children may be viewed as r...

p.77 what more is there to say here? he seems to be really feeling it. a uniquely American reworking of the Abraham & Isaac story. excep...

ok, so we still haven’t caught one in the very act yet. but you know they’re doing it all the time when we’re not watching! look at this one...

p.44 you may be sure that you have reached the edge of the earth when you stumble upon Sasquatch cleansing his hands just upstream from the ...

“The damnedest thing happened. We were just about to break out of the timber, you know, to get to the meadows, and right above us twenty-fiv...

I’ve been doing a little research on bigfoot lately. you know; went out on my porch with the binoculars for a while, talked to some close fr...

a month or so ago, my wife, brother and I were driving up to the Sawtooths in central Idaho. on the way we passed through Eden, where we fou...

ok, just one more do you have pvc periscopes sticking out of your lawn? maybe you’d like to conceal a tiny missile silo or enrichment facili...

the alien sport jacket gracefully disembarks from its airy craft. “why, you’re just in time,” said the man, buttoning his shirt, “we’re expe...

observing this scene, I get an ominous feeling. but I can’t quite put my finger on what is so unwholesome. could be a combination of things;...

skyrest travel pillow integrates waterwing buoyancy and doorstop wedge mechanics, then floats the product out on the market in turquoise ...

you don’t normally see people wearing suits with their gas masks. is that a fair thing for me to say? he hasn’t even loosened his collar. ha...

when I was a teenager in suburbia I would go over to my friends’ houses and notice these intercom things built into the wall. you may have n...