fish without faces

(we're jaywalking here)

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

ok, some faces after all

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sphinx moth hornworm caterpillar discovered hiding under the green beans. I don't know anything about bugs, worms but I think this one ...
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

stringbeans to Utah

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we’re currently being overrun with squash and tomatoes. you can split hairs about whether it’s an invasion or an occupation if you like but ...
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Monday, August 28, 2006

hoboclowns & coelacanths

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photos taken last week at the Sanpete county fair in Manti, UT. the prize rabbits, frillback pigeons and clydesdale roosters were caged and ...
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Thursday, August 24, 2006

discourse deviations & schizophrenia

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INTERVIEWER: Tell me about school. PATIENT: School? Well there are schools of play and schools of fish, mostly you see fish school, people...
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Friday, August 18, 2006

eruption

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I hope never to have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground. They say the moun...
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

substitute

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fake fish for fancy fish watch out! (no big deal really)
Tuesday, August 01, 2006

the foxes have holes

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and finally after all these wonders a note folded between stones and left specifically, reveals only as much as the tall late afternoon clou...
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Monday, July 31, 2006

bigfoot taxonomy 1010

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this is where all of the field research gets broken down into quantifiable data and tabulated into an easily referenced chart. something to ...

the venus of ernest sound &c.

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just so we don’t get a partisan view, J. Robert Alley includes some other perspectives. so there are also drawings here that are not done by...

3 final encounters

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your firearms are useless against them p.233 2 hunters (foreshortened from above) approach the scene of a pack of tribbles assembling round...
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Friday, July 28, 2006

bigfoot analogy test

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ok, I get it. typically , people are to bigfoot as black bears are to grizzlies. p. 168 and we are poor, helpless, hairless creatures indeed...
Thursday, July 27, 2006

bigfoot on the beach

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little bigfoot p. 83 barrel-chested and caught midstep, emerging from the tangled brush. I think some of it is even made up of rubber stamps...
Wednesday, July 26, 2006

boatside antics

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there aren’t any studies out there comparing dolphin and bigfoot intelligence. but one thing’s for sure; dolphins can get away with this kin...
Monday, July 24, 2006

I like the way she shaked it right then

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this should totally be a Hardy Boys book cover. p.219 we could all see it coming. now bigfoot returns to that white sedan; championing wome...
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

bigfoot regulates

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"the many recurring themes such as transformation, capturing the drowned, and stealing and/or cannibalizing children may be viewed as r...
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Saturday, July 15, 2006

moonwalking bigfoot

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p.77 what more is there to say here? he seems to be really feeling it. a uniquely American reworking of the Abraham & Isaac story. excep...
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Friday, July 14, 2006

jaywalking bigfoot

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ok, so we still haven’t caught one in the very act yet. but you know they’re doing it all the time when we’re not watching! look at this one...
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Thursday, July 13, 2006

further early frontier narrative & legend

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p.44 you may be sure that you have reached the edge of the earth when you stumble upon Sasquatch cleansing his hands just upstream from the ...
Wednesday, July 12, 2006

cain & bigfoot

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“The damnedest thing happened. We were just about to break out of the timber, you know, to get to the meadows, and right above us twenty-fiv...
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Monday, July 10, 2006

american bigfoot

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I’ve been doing a little research on bigfoot lately. you know; went out on my porch with the binoculars for a while, talked to some close fr...
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Monday, June 26, 2006

an artificial Eden for our amusement

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a month or so ago, my wife, brother and I were driving up to the Sawtooths in central Idaho. on the way we passed through Eden, where we fou...
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Friday, June 23, 2006

raising the stakes of your shell game

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ok, just one more do you have pvc periscopes sticking out of your lawn? maybe you’d like to conceal a tiny missile silo or enrichment facili...
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Thursday, June 22, 2006

punctual spacesuit

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the alien sport jacket gracefully disembarks from its airy craft. “why, you’re just in time,” said the man, buttoning his shirt, “we’re expe...
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

deviant headphones

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observing this scene, I get an ominous feeling. but I can’t quite put my finger on what is so unwholesome. could be a combination of things;...
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Monday, June 19, 2006

rest for the bleary

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skyrest travel pillow integrates waterwing buoyancy and doorstop wedge mechanics, then floats the product out on the market in turquoise ...
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Thursday, June 15, 2006

dignity in the fumes

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you don’t normally see people wearing suits with their gas masks. is that a fair thing for me to say? he hasn’t even loosened his collar. ha...
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

getting organized

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when I was a teenager in suburbia I would go over to my friends’ houses and notice these intercom things built into the wall. you may have n...
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

the synaesthetic puppy

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the other day my wife and I met my brother at the Fiesta Village strip mall to get some sandwiches. we were so hungry. after sandwiches, the...
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Monday, June 05, 2006

dogladders from skymall

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tired of pets not jumping up on your furniture? a little something for everyone. why should fish have all the fun?
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

passengers in amber

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Martha, the last passenger pigeon, replicated in amber to the power of 9 or something. What do you think the guy that felled the last tree o...
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